From my recent trip down to the bayous of Louisiana for a wedding and kickin’ it with my parents, baby sis and older brother, I had taken note of my favorite quotes…
“you know how mom is totally…oblivious to all her…chaos?…” - Older brother
“you’re so lovable and lazy, Jules” - Baby sister
“he’s got a lot of face to wash now, doesn’t he?” - dad, commenting on a friend who has recently acquired quite the receding hairline.
Other older brother calls the house:
Bro: hey Tillie…is mom or dad there?
Baby sister: they both are. Who do wanna speak to?
Bro: [short pause] whoever spanked you last.