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entropybegets:

markcoatney:

thecorcorangroup10amspecial:

March 10, 2013 – Exquisite Clock Tower Triplex

1 Main Street, Apt. 16
DUMBO/Vinegar Hill, Brooklyn
$18,000,000 | 3 Bedrooms | 3.5 Bathrooms | Approx. 6,813 sq. ft.

The exquisite triplex penthouse atop Brooklyn’s iconic Clock Tower building in vibrant DUMBO will awe you with its architectural beauty, luxurious finishes, and spectacular views. Entertaining is a dream as you enjoy meals with guests in the huge living and dining areas that have endless layout possibilities with your backdrop of the 4 famous 14-foot glass clocks encircling the apartment, offering one-of-a-kind 360-degree views. Other highlights: soaring ceilings from 16 to 50 ft; solid rift quartered sawn 5-inch white oak plank floors; a custom glass-enclosed 3-story private elevator and architectural wraparound stairway; spa-like baths with radiant heated natural stone floors, glass wall tiles, fixtures and fittings by Dornbracht; Smart Home technology with Crestron system for heating, AC, lighting, AV and sun control.

For more information about today’s 10am Special, please visit corcoran.com.

I know this isn’t so much a “home” as it is a “Bond villan lair,” but come on. 

fuck everyone and everything

I see the price has gone down. It used to be somewhere in the 20’s. I’ll keep my eye on this until I’m disgustingly wealthy and will buy it and do nothing but sit in that tub. All day.